Flirty Quotes and Captions For Instagram

Do you want to impress your crush?

We all have that one person we like and want to impress. And there's nothing better than a well-placed flirty quote to get their attention.

Here are the best flirty quotes for you to use on your crush.

Hot Flirty Quotes

Flirty quotes are the best way to express your love and make an impression on your crush. They can be funny, romantic, or just plain adorable.

Here's a list of hot flirty quotes that will help you make an impression on your crush.

  • Your lips are like honey, and your hugs are warmer than the blanket. Your kisses are like wine; I want to get drunk.
  • Get out of my head and fall into my arms instead.
  • Every sixty seconds you spent upset is a minute of happiness you’ll never get back.
  • If you were a bullet, I would shoot myself to have you in me. - Maygin Nikki
  • I love everything about you. The only thing which bothers me is your clothes. Take it off.
  • Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.
  • And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spa me into good behaviour. -Marquis de Sade
  • I can no longer think of anything but you. In spite of myself, my imagination carries me to you. I grasp you, I kiss you, I caress you, a thousand of the most amorous caresses take possession of me. -Honoré de Balzac
  • I’m feeling a little adventurous. Maybe later we can take that feeling to the bedroom.

Funny Flirty Quotes

Flirting is not just about saying a few words to someone; it is more than just that. Flirting is all about making a person feel special and loved. It involves showing interest in the other person and getting them hooked on you.

This is a list of funny quotes that you can use to flirt and make your crush blush.

  • Good girlfriends are hard to find. I’m the world’s greatest detective.
  • Could you send me your picture so that I can send Santa my wishlist?
  • Sweetheart, I have no intention of denying you a thing.
  • Now that I’ve officially texted you, I’m going to be obsessively staring at my phone, waiting for it to beep, so don’t keep me waiting.
  • Would you let me be your genie for an evening?
  • I hope you find my willingness to text first attractive.
  • I’d like to make you breakfast in bed tomorrow. What do you think?
  • I think I can die happy now coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
  • I am picturing us on a sandy beach. Ready for a vacation?
  • Seeing your name pop up on my phone screen makes me grin like an idiot.
  • It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
  • Baby, where we’re going, you won’t need a shirt.
  • Feel like breaking some rules tonight?
  • How have you gone so long without messaging me? I’m such a delight.
  • Clever as the devil and twice as pretty.
  • I don’t mind hot and spicy. I actually find that appealing in a girl.
  • You are turning me into an insomniac!
  • Want me to cook dinner tonight? The dress code is: “aprons only.”
  • Stop sending me mixed signals and start sending me memes.
  • You look great today. I know I haven’t seen you today, but you look great every day.
  • I must be a light bulb because you just turned me on.
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I will give it back.
  • You are my best friend with added benefits.
  • I tried very hard to stop thinking about you. I failed.
  • I guess your parents are bakers because they made such a cutie pie.
  • Do you like it when someone makes the first move?
  • It is not my fault I fell for you. You tripped me.
  • If you were a tear, I would never cry in fear of losing you.
  • They should not allow you in this bar because you will make us guys go crazy.
  • I was told that kissing cures depression and stress, and right now, I am really stressed. Would you mind taking this stress off of me?
  • I just saw the new picture you uploaded. Looking hotter than ever.
  • Wow! You’re playing hard-to-get already? Aren’t we moving a little too fast, lady? We haven’t even dated yet!
  • If I took you on a date, which place should I choose?
  • You’re like a twister; you just blow me away.
  • I hope you don’t plan on wearing clothes when you come home.
  • I’m feeling a little adventurous. Maybe later, we can take that feeling to the bedroom.
  • If you stood in front of a mirror holding 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in this word.
  • If I had a candy every time I thought of you, I’d be fat.
  • I can’t even remember the last time we spoke. We need to change that.
  • I like you. What are you going to do about that?
  • How are you still single?
  • “You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.” – Grace Willows, To Kiss A King
  • Kiss me if I am wrong, but the earth is flat, right?
  • Why are you so cute?
  • Are you tired? You should be! You’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • Can we sneak away for coffee?
  • My face hurts from all the smiling I’ve done thinking about you. Good night.
  • Let’s flip a coin. Heads I am yours, and tails you are mine.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • People around me must be thinking that I’m really drunk right now because I am so intoxicated by you.
  • Which emoji makes you think of me?
  • Hi. My name is Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  • Is it impossible for you to do anything without looking beautiful?
  • If your heart were a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  • You have lips, and I have lips. Interesting, isn’t it?
  • I am not flirting. I’m just extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
  • Don’t get me wrong. I’m happy to be your morning lollipop, but I need to eat, too.
  • If you were a bullet, I would shoot myself to have you in me.
  • Am I going to die now? Because there’s an angel in front of me.
  • I heard that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
  • Did you smile when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now?
  • Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?
  • I love you not only for what you are but for what I am when I am with you.
  • You know, too much of anything is bad. You are so adorable, and that is bad for me because I am madly falling in love with you.
  • I wish I could be your homework, so you’ll spend time with me every night.
  • Do you miss me? Type “Y” for yes.
  • Do you have plans this weekend?
  • They say kissing burns calories. Want to burn them?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, the sun is hot, and so are you.
  • Hey! Stop thinking so much about me!
  • If this world has a lot of women like you, it would be a great world to live in. You are a rare creature, and I like you. Do you think there’s a chance that you like me, too?
  • I have Netflix on, but no one to snuggle with. Think you can help me out?
  • If I were the last guy on earth, would you date me?
  • Come live in my heart. It is rent-free.
  • What is your height? I am just wondering how you were able to fit in my heart. But stay there as long as you want.
  • Our first kiss is going to be epic, don’t you think?
  • Recently, I have read in some paper that there is a high probability that I like you. Do you think there’s a probability that you like me too?
  • Do you like my shirt? It is made of boyfriend material.
  • I’m jealous of everyone who will get to meet you today.
  • You know what? I got this feeling that if I did not talk to you now, I would regret this forever. So, here I am, with all the guts I have gathered. Could I ask you your name because I am pretty sure I saw you smiling at me, and I am pretty sure you would not mind giving me your number either. What do you think?
  • I’m sorry you are having a bad day. I’ll make sure you have a good night.

Cute Flirty Quotes

Are you looking for the best flirty quotes ever? If yes, you are at the right place. These cute flirty quotes will help you make an impression and express your emotions.

  • For the two of us, home is not a place. It is a person. And we are finally home. -Stephanie Perkins
  • I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. -Roy Croft
  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • I think of you only twice a day when I am alone and when I am with someone else. - Amit Kalantri
  • I want you to love me. I want you to trust me enough to let me love you, and I want you to stay here with me so we can build a life together. That is what I want. -Francine Rivers
  • I wonder if you know how special you are; I wonder if you know how precious you are; I wonder if you know how lucky I am to have you in my life; I love you so much. -Hassan Ali
  • You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope. Victor Hugo
  • My love for you is like the ocean, it will never disappear or dry, it won’t change its nature, my love for you is eternal.
  • Meeting with you was worth all my expectations, you have altered my world and surely you have become my life.
  • I'm so in love, every time I look at you, my soul gets dizzy. -Jesse Tyler Ferguson
  • I guess your name is Google. Because you have everything that I am searching for.- Ryan Gosling

Flirty Quotes For Him

If you're looking for a way to express your feelings and make a big impression on your crush, we've got you covered. We've put together a list of the best flirty quotes for him ever that will help you do just that.

  • The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.
  • Hey handsome, you’re looking extra fine today.
  • I love how not only our mental connection is strong, but our physical connection is out of this world!
  • Even when I’m at my worst you still make me feel like a princess.
  • If I got a penny for every time I thought and dreamed about you, I would be rich.
  • I promised myself that I won’t fall in love, because love was something I didn’t believe in. Then I met you. You rocked my world like a hurricane, and now I can’t imagine my life without you in it. I guess it’s my way of saying “I love you”.
  • You’re amazing, just thought you should know.
  • Are you this handsome all the time? I can’t believe that, I need to make sure. Please help me by spending 24 hours with me. I promise you that it will be the best experience in your life.
  • Good morning handsome. Have a great day!
  • Good boyfriends are hard to find. I must be the world’s greatest detective!
  • You’ve got the best sense of humour!
  • You see in all my life I have never found what I couldn’t resist, what I couldn’t turn down. I could walk away from anyone I ever knew, but I can’t walk away from you.
  • It’s not easy for me to express my feelings. But I want to show you everything that is hidden in my heart, because you deserve it. You are the one. I’ve found my one and only true love, and it’s more than I’ve ever wanted.
  • Every night I sit by my window and think of you, a silent whisper, a silent tear, with all my heart, I wish you were here.
  • You’re almost better than chocolate… Almost.
  • Has anyone ever told you that you are prettier than a drop of sunshine?
  • Counting down the hours until I get to see you.
  • Can I just say that you are the most handsome guy I have ever met? I want to tell you that every morning if you don’t mind.
  • I got my eyes on you. You are everything that I see; I want your hot love and emotion endlessly. -Drake
  • You know so much about me, and yet you love me as if I were without blemishes. I am blessed to have you, my sweet prince.
  • Can I just say that you are the most handsome guy I have ever met? I would like to tell you that every morning if you don’t mind.
  • Get ready for cutest nicknames for guys, because everyday I will find one for you.
  • Every time I see your face, I feel so much love and joy. These feelings fill my heart with warmth and gladness, and I will do anything to save this love. I think you are a very special human being.
  • You give me butterflies. I’ve never felt like this before, and I’m scared that I may make a mistake and get my heart broken. Anyway, I think it will be worth it. I would put my money on you anytime.

Flirty Quotes For Her

Are you looking for the best flirty quotes for her?

We have a list of the most popular and most effective flirty quotes that will make your crush fall in love with you.

  • You may be out of my sight, but you are never out of my mind.
  • You may be out of sight but you’re never out of my mind.
  • I feel comfortable being myself when I’m around you.
  • You sat down next to me and I think I forgot to breathe.
  • What about cancelling all our plans and just staying in bed all weekend?
  • I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat. Erin McCarthy
  • When I want to smile, I know what to do. I just close my eyes and think of you.
  • You can stop looking now. You’ve found me.
  • I believe that every woman is special, and I believe that every woman deserves a gentleman. Well, I am the gentleman for you. I was born to take care of you and to love you.
  • I love how you make romance feel effortless.
  • Or you might fall from a tree,
  • I’m so bored at work, come and save me.
  • I wish I was your teddy bear.
  • How many stars have you counted as you were falling from the sky, little angel? I have never seen such a graceful yet humble beauty. Can you teach me the language of angels? I promise to be the most grateful student.
  • I can feel our chemistry through our reactions toward each other.
  • Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
  • Is to fall in love with me.
  • Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite one.
  • I hate goodnights because it means I am extolling the time you spend away from me. What I want to truly say is that I can’t wait to see you again.
  • I will love you for a thousand years.
  • Having trouble sleeping because I need to tell you I miss and love you.
  • To be with you, that’s all I want.
  • I’m lucky because I have plans for today, for tomorrow, for the week, and for my whole life—to make you happy.
  • You wanna know who’s amazing and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again.
  • If Van Gogh had you as a subject, the sunflowers would have gone in the trash.
  • Cuddling with you would be perfect right about now.
  • I’m going to hop in the shower. Care to join?
  • I wonder if you know how special you are; I wonder if you know how precious you are; I wonder if you know how lucky I am to have you in my life; I love you so much. Hassan Ali
  • You make my soul happy.
  • I think the way the sun shines on you has nothing to do with the sun but everything to do with you.
  • I think of you only twice a day. While I am doing something, and when I am sitting idle.
  • Hi, I am not good at directions, and I need you to help me. Do you mind telling me where the shortest way to your heart is? Because I really want to get there fast and stay there forever.
  • I really want to kiss you right now.
  • How do you manage to look so stunning every day? When I look at you, I become speechless.
  • I am counting down the hours until I get to see you.
  • Send me a picture, so I can send Santa my wish list.
  • Thank you for reminding me what butterflies feel like.
  • Sweet dreams, baby! I hope I am in them.
  • Any plans after work? I might just have a little idea up my sleeve that I’m sure you’d like…a lot.
  • I really like our friendship, especially when we make out.
  • I want you to love me. I want you to trust me enough to let me love you, and I want you to stay here with me so we can build a life together. That’s what I want. Francine Rivers
  • You are constantly in my thoughts, and surely you have occupied a place in my heart.
  • I can’t wait for tomorrow! You become more beautiful with every passing day.
  • If loving you is a crime, I would not mind going to jail.
  • My heart is empty. Can you stay there and make my life whole again?
  • I hope your day consists of green traffic lights, fast lines at the supermarket, and all the quickest routes that will bring you back in my arms.
  • If you realised how beautiful you are, you’d fall at your own feet.
  • It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
  • God created the world in six days and rested on the seventh day, but it took him thousands of years to make someone as perfect as you.
  • When I get home, get ready because I am not letting you go. Not a second. I miss you that much.
  • Hey, I am planning for the future and wanted to ask if you are available forever.
  • For some reason every love song makes me think of you…
  • Looking forward to cuddling with you later.
  • My life is perfect because I am with you.
  • I can’t get you out of my head.
  • I can’t raise the courage to tell you how much I adore you, so I guess I’ll just keep it to myself.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong but the world is flat right?
  • I’m trying my best to fall asleep, but I just can’t stop thinking about you.
  • When I need a pick me up, I just think of your laugh and it makes me smile.
  • You’ve seen me at my best and my worst, yet love me anyway.
  • I’ll dream about you if you dream about me. Deal?
  • Come live in my heart. It’s rent free.
  • When words aren’t enough to tell you how great you’ve been, I remind myself I need to kiss you.
  • You looked great today. I know I didn’t see you, but I know you look great every day.
  • Each time I see you, your smile gives me light.
  • Can’t wait until tomorrow, because I you get more and more beautiful every day.
  • Your beauty is immeasurable.
  • My heart skips a beat every time I think of you. Or maybe it’s more of a somersault.
  • I want your mind, your strength. I want to be worth your time.
  • The one thing I can’t resist in this life is your lips.
  • I can’t wait to see you tonight.
  • How many stars have you counted as you were falling from the sky, little angel? I have never seen such a graceful yet humble beauty.
  • My dog wants you to know that he misses you.
  • I can’t pluck up enough courage to tell you how much I admire you. So, I guess I will keep it to myself.
  • I always have a good night’s sleep when I am with you.
  • I’m pretty good at bad decisions.
  • Your most outstanding quality is your kindness. You make me a better person.
  • It’s said that nothing lasts forever. Will you be my nothing?
  • Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
  • I know we just saw each other, but I miss you already.
  • I’m so in love. Every time I look at you, my soul gets dizzy.
  • For the two of us, home isn’t a place. It is a person. And we are finally home. Stephanie Perkins
  • Rawr means, Hey there, in dinosaur. Rawr!
  • Hi, I’m just planning my future and I wanted to ask you: Are you free for the rest of your life?
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.
  • I don’t think you understand how important it is for me to hear your voice every day.
  • A day without sunshine is a day without you.
  • Can you tell me the secret to your heavenly beauty?
  • Still working away, but I wanted to take a break to say goodnight to the prettiest girl in my life.
  • I wish I were there to hold you tight, instead of just sending you this loving “Goodnight message.”
  • By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
  • I love you. That is the beginning and the end. That is everything.
  • I have so much to do, but I keep getting distracted thinking about you.
  • I got my eyes on you. You’re everything that I see; I want your hot love and emotion. Endlessly.
  • You are amazing. I just thought you should know.
  • I wonder how my life would be if I hadn’t met you.
  • I am still thinking about how amazing last night was.
  • I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.
  • Can you say that I am stupid if my mind contains nothing, nothing but thoughts of you?
  • What’s your poison or should I just waste my money by guessing something you probably won’t even drink? I’d much rather get you something you like. Jason Medina
  • Meeting you was worth all my expectations; you have altered my world, and surely, you have become my life.
  • You really are the woman of my dreams.
  • I loved you for a thousand years and missed you in all of them. Christina Strigas
  • You know you’re pretty… pretty amazing.
  • I wish I were waking up to your smile.
  • Wishing you a wonderful day filled with joy, fun, and every ounce of happiness. Good morning to the girl of my dreams. I love you so much.
  • No matter how horrible I may be feeling, when you smile, you just make everything alright.
  • People say that nothing is eternal, but that was before the emergence of our love.
  • People who know me call me by different names. I do not actually care. But with you, I’d prefer you to call me “mine.”
  • You know you are pretty, pretty amazing!
  • From the first time I saw you, I’ve belonged to you completely. I still do.
  • My pillow still smells like you, and I’m totally okay with that.
  • I am still thinking about the first time I saw you.
  • Could you stop being so lovely? You’re driving me crazy.
  • I believe in real magic because of your existence.
  • I wish I was your mirror, so that I could look at you every morning.
  • You are constantly in my thoughts, and surely, you have occupied a place in my heart.
  • You looked so beautiful the last time I saw you, that I forgot what I was going to say.
  • I guess your parents are bakers, because they made you such a cutie pie!
  • What would you ask for, if you knew the answer was Yes
  • Your hand fits in mine like it’s made just for me.
  • You’ve got the best sense of humor.
  • The most attractive feature is your kindness, it makes me a better person.
  • You are like my morning coffee — you power me through the day.
  • They say nothing lasts forever. Will you be my nothing?
  • You can stop looking now. You have found me.
  • I can’t imagine how my life can be if I am loved by someone as pretty, as sweet, and as wonderful as you. Do you think you can make that imagination come into reality?
  • I love the intimate connection that we both share.
  • I have been having trouble going to sleep lately, so I went to the doctor. The doctor said I need a dose of hugs, a lot of kisses, and an unlimited supply of cuddles. Do you mind being my medicine?
  • I wanted to ask you out, but I figured I’d start by sending you a text message.
  • If I had a candy bar for every time I thought of you, I would be fat.
  • So, it’s not gonna be easy. It’s going to be really hard; we’re gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me … everyday. Nicholas Sparks
  • But the perfect way for you to fall,
  • God created the world in six days, rested on the seventh, but it took him thousands of years to produce someone as perfect as you.
  • Sweet dreams… I hope I’m in them.
  • Let’s flip a coin. Heads I’m yours. Tails you’re mine.
  • How is the most beautiful woman on the earth doing this morning?
  • I don’t think about very many things, and I don’t think for very long, but when I do think, it invariably tends to be about you.
  • I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
  • You know what? I owe you big time. Most of the time, I am happy because of you.
  • People I know call me different names, I don’t care what they use. But with you, I’d prefer if you call me mine.
  • You know, I do not do this often, but you are incredibly cute, and I can’t help but ask for your number.
  • When I get home, be ready because I am not letting you go. Not for a second. I miss you so much.
  • I tried to stop thinking about you. I failed.
  • I can’t handle this dinner alone, come and help me.
  • I wish I were your mirror so that I could look at you every morning.
  • Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.
  • You might fall from a mountain,
  • There isn’t a word in the dictionary that can explain your type of beauty.
  • I looked hot today. You missed out.
  • Here’s to hoping your day consists of green traffic lights, the fastest line at the supermarket, and all the quickest routes that will bring you straight back into my arms.
  • I love the way you make me feel.
  • I may not be a photographer, but I sure can picture us together forever.
  • Do you like my shirt? It’s made out of boyfriend material.
  • You remind me of my next girlfriend.